Friday, April 24, 2015
I'm a sucker for jokes like this
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One
summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one
thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance
around, then speak to them. Generally, the people would respond
negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod
and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried
in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling
the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to
watch her. After a couple of weeks the wife asked, "Honey, have you ever
noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other
electronic devices?" He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I
want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach.
Then we can find out what she's really doing." Well, the plan went off
without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with
anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. "Well, is she
selling drugs?" she asked excitedly." No, she's not." he said, enjoying
this probably more than he should have. "Well, what is it, then?" his
wife fairly shrieked. The man grinned and said. "Her name is Sally and
she's a battery salesperson." "Batteries?" cried the wife. "Yes," he
replied. "She sells C cells by the Seashore
Subscribe to:
Post Comments
(
Atom
)
No comments :
Post a Comment