A senior citizen drove his
brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down
the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew
down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view
mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren
blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to
await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked
up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you
go."
The
old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
Bumper sticker for the day: "If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you."
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