This is going to be a long summer.
I have been enjoying looking at "99+ creepiest WalMart customers". Today we went to our local Wally world and I swear I saw somebody from there. It was these two enormous women, a minimum of 450 lbs. apiece,wearing spandex and enough face makeup to paint the Golden Gate bridge, each one on one of those powered carts, sailing up and down the aisles. Between them they blocked the entire aisle, like two semis passing one another up a steep incline. I was trying to find a package of something and they kept coming toward me, I scurried out of the way because I had no assurance they would stop in time, or just roll on over me. We moved on and so did they, whirrrrr. When I had a cast on a few years back, I snagged one of those carts. I kept getting these stink-eyes from the heavy folks who were forced to walk as a result. I'm overweight, but geez, each was more than two of me. I think they need elbow exercises, i.e., pushing themselves away from the table.
They had baby ducks and chicks at the feed store where we buy horse grain. I could watch them for ages, they are so cute. They are only exceeded by the baby rabbits. I would like to raise chickens, but I am sure the neighbors would object. And of course we don't need something else to take care of.Bumper sticker for the day: "Despite the high cost of living it continues to be very popular."
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